I know its been a week or two since its last scrub down, but your sputum did not make it better, and was not appreciated.
Note to Mr. Turquoise Aspire: When you roll down your window, just before projectile, use a little of that physics you took in highschool (or not), and measure time, distance and propel. You will find that 1/4 of a block is not enough of any of the above to allow my car to clear your expectorant.
Thank you for leaving your remnants on my front fender, I will remember you always.
2 days ago