Thursday, March 13, 2008

Something funny to end the week with

Pretend its Friday and call it more than one post this week!

I have received this several times, and I love it. So I thought I would share it with those of you not yet blessed!

Ten Thoughts to Ponder for 2008

Number 10
Life is sexually transmitted.

Number 9
Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.

Number 8
Men have two emotions:Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.

Number 7
Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day, teach a person to use the internet and they won't bother you for weeks.

Number 6
Some people are like a Slinky ... Not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you shove them down the stairs.

Number 5
Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.

Number 4
All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.

Number 3
Why does a slight tax increase cost you $200.00 and a substantial tax cut saves you $30.00?

Number 2
In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is Weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.

And The Number 1 Thought For 2008:
We know exactly where one cow with Mad Cow Disease is located among millions and millions of cows in America, but we haven't got a clue as to where millions of terrorists are located. Maybe we should put the Department of Agriculture in charge of Home Land Security.

"Life is like a jar of Jalapeno peppers. What you do today, might Burn Your Ass Tomorrow"

Ta ta!

My favorite show has me lost...

And I mean LOST.

I am starting to think they named it not after the survivors of Oceanic Air flight 815, but rather the state I would be in come season 4.

I am officially lost... Who's baby did Sun have when she had the boy, and where did he go? Were we shown this in the beginning? She wasn't married before... Then she had Jin's baby right? And that was the girl. So who the heck was Jin married to before?

Please share your theories...

One last thing... Do you have the "Six" figured out now? That I am for sure not lost on!

Whew. This season is a doozy! Thank goodness Dezzy will get more screen time next week. I will once again be found!

And on another subject, would someone please explain why publisher is being a PIA? And why I cant get mine to realize it really is connected, and how to change its mind and connect me? Cause I am tired of downloading clipart because it thinks my library is empty... GRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!

Sunday, March 9, 2008

Flat Stanleys Prom Dress Shopping

Heidi sent me Flat Stanley a few weeks ago, but the little bugger got so scared when he saw my office that he went into hiding. He missed our trip to the cities on Saturday, he was very sad, so I let him take a virtual tour of our trip to the mall.
Had he not been hanging out in M-P (see below), he would have been with me, but bad little fella's miss out on all the fun. He was very happy to still be allowed to visit in the virtual world. Heck, he is Flat Stanley, he is all about single dimensions!

FS Posing with the Mall of America Signature Sign.

Taking a ride on the Timberland Twister.

Checkin out the Prom Show (which we weren't impressed with - picture teapot hats, white tights and flat Mary Jane's).

Swimmin' with the fishes! We suggested he lose the shoes, but FS is a little fashionista! See that evil eye from Mr. Sharky? Well its aimed at me... I ate his lunch... Blackened Tuna - Sushi Grade - just like butter! I have to eat it medium rare - medium tho. I am sure they cringe when they get my order...

Here is where I ate Mr. Sharkey's lunch. One of my favorite places to eat (a tie with Tucci Benuch and California Grille and of course Rain Forest Cafe). FS was such a gentleman, he held the door for all of us.

So thats that. We do have an incriminating photo of him trying on Shannon's dress, but truly, I dont want "those" kind of pictures to be on the internet when they could be used against him when he is on the Presidential ticket in 2012!

Heidi, I found him!

He was hiding in M-P! Crazy little fella!

Monday, March 3, 2008

Red Nail Polish

Heidi, here is your bad poetry Monday!

Red nail polish, bright and bold.
You make my nails look sassy and fun.
But I hate that you have to grab everyone's attention.
And leave your mark everywhere.

Saturday, March 1, 2008

Are you ready girls?

Its screen lickin' time girls...

Scarlett and fadkog this brotha's for you!

That look in his eye, yeah, its real. And that sleeve all rolled up? Do you see it pulsating? Cuz his heart is right there sista'. Waiting for you to look deep into those brown eyes and bare your soul.

When he says "I love you Penny", I know he really means me, eh hem, I mean you!