I think that the clock in my family room is having the last laugh...
I come home after working what feels like endless days, and most nights with at least one meeting...The clock reads 7:00.
I sit down, take a deep breath....The clock now reads 7:15
Rarely do I dine with my family... The clock now reads 7:30
I kiss the kids good night... The clock now reads 8:30
Become a zombie for 30 seconds... The clock now reads 11:29
See what I am saying? I zone out for 30 seconds, and the next thing I know its 3 hours later!
That damn clock has it in for me!