Thank you Juicy Juice

Thank you for your ad. You know the one... "The very best juice, for the very best kids". Yeah, um, I have the very best kids but they dont drink you, so they now think they are less than par. So thank you, thank you very much for your ad.

Do rotten kids not get to drink you?

We drink Capri Sun - the "your family's favorite on-the-go thirst quencher". Besides, their graphics are super cool, and we love that they are... oh screw it, we just like 'em better.

So there!