Scarlett and fadkog this brotha's for you!
That look in his eye, yeah, its real. And that sleeve all rolled up? Do you see it pulsating? Cuz his heart is right there sista'. Waiting for you to look deep into those brown eyes and bare your soul.
When he says "I love you Penny", I know he really means me, eh hem, I mean you!
Here's what I know:
ReplyDeleteKnock, knock
"Desmond?!"
"Give me ya numba, Fad. I'm goin' need ya numba!"
"You had me at 'Give.' Let me grab a pen and paper..."
"I'll be callin' ya in eight yeas, Fad. Well that ya be home, lassie."
"Believe me, that door closes behind you, I'm gonna grab that stack a magazines over there, the ones I've not read in months, and I'm gonna plop down next to the phone and I'll wait."
"Eight years,Fad. Don't change yer numba!"
"No worries, Sexy. In fact, I'll be picking up the receiver every once in awhile to be sure there's still a dial tone and that it's working OK. When do you think you'll call? Because I'll call the operater earlier that day and have her ring me. You know, just to be sure the line's working ok."
"Christmas Eve, Fad, I be callin' ya."
"Christmas Eve. I'll be here. Screw my family and their holiday traditions."
"I love ya, Fad. I've always loved ya."
"I love you, too, Des. I L-O-V-E you, too. Go now. Go do your flashy flash backs and your silly jump forwards. And grow your hair out. I like it long and breezy. Talk to you in eight years, Des."
"I love ya, Fad..."
"Go now. Seriously. So I can peek out my windows and watch you walk away. Walk slow. I wanna see your butt in those khakis as they stroll along..."
I found this bottle floating in the puddle at the end of the drive, and there was this note in it. It was a little smudgy, but here is what is said...
ReplyDeleteFad,
Don't forget me sista'. I'll be callin'. I'll be callin' afta I haf discova'd the truth. The truth Fad that ya have always been the one. But before I do sista, I haf to tell someone else that I was wrong about her. I must let Penny down slowly sista. She is fragile. And rich. Let me find an excuse or a cause for her to give me some cash, and I will call ya sista. And I will buy you a truck sista. A big truck. And a bathroom. A nice bathroom. With a tub big enough for ya to wash my hair and tell me ya love me.
So wait for me Fad. I will call ya sista.
D.
I do have to admit I am sad that it wasn't written to me, but thats ok, when he does call you, I know you will invite me over to drool from across the room. You will wontcha?
I would like to ride him like a stationary bike all night long, sista.
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